Overheard by the vinyl bins

"Everyone knows Brian Jonestown Massacre are just a tryhard Dandy Warhols"

Erm, yes posturing teenage boy. With your posse of awkward accomplices and your muttered throwaways about "how overpriced vinyl is these day" despite the fact that vinyl had more or less gone out of circulation at the time of your birth in 1990.

I'd almost rather have an afternoon of rude old classical customers than have to restrain myself from coming over and slapping you for being SO YOUNG.

Almost. At least you make me laugh in a snorting kind of way.